Friday, May 29, 2009

Impending Nuptials: Archie and Veronica???


I love Archie comics. They are silly, mushy, and lots of fun even if they make you cringe occasionally. The good ol gang are practically a part of my life. Which is why I nearly had a myocardial infarction (Ok, I'll admit it pollysyllabic pyrotechnics can be annoying as hell, so lets call it a heart attack) when I read that issue # 600 will feature Archie's big proposal to snobbish Veronica. Can you imagine the nerve of those editors! After stringing you along for seven decades and making you believe that this triangle is eternal, they bust it up.

What kind of storyline can we expect after this colossal catastrophe? Perhaps Betty will start chasing Moose and form an unlikely triangle with him and the flirty Midge. Jughead and Reggie may go after the jilted blonde and try to entice her with burger breath and hot air respectively. Or we can expect the comic to take a dark turn a la Harry Potter with Archie having an adulterous affair with Betty. Eternal youth and innocence be damned, didn't Peter Pan grow up? Heaven forbid! What if this is the end of the road for Archie and the gang particularly since the imbecile editors have decided to sacrifice the main hold - your - breath twist?

Perhaps like Betty, we can only hope that it is a publicity - stunt gone hopelessly awry. I remember that Scott Adams once attempted to increase readership by bumping off corporate bumpkin Dilbert. He claimed it was an ineffective ploy and like him one can only hope that the head honchos at Archie comics Inc. (or whatever) come to their senses quickly. But the most likely scenario may be that i am overeacting (It is known to happen, ask my husband). After all the title says "Archie marries Veronica, Part 1: The Proposal". In retrospect, I don't think that sounds very conclusive. In the meantime let us keep our fingers crossed for our fave love triangle and also - rans the world over.

11 comments:

  1. Man, I used to LOVE Archie comments when I was a kid! I can't believe Archie would marry that snob Veronica, I always thought he belonged with Betty LOL Great blog, good writing!

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  2. Yeah me too, but guess Betty deserves someone better than that fickle redhead. And thanks :)

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  3. I believe that they deserve each other. Jug and Betty make a better pair. She cooks well and he eats. What more do you need????

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  4. HI ANUJA,
    It's very interesting... It will become novel...

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  5. Betty, the career girl maybe?

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  6. Sure, Betty the Grease- monkey has a nice ring to it. Sounds better than Betty Doormat Andrews.

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  7. i agree with laidback

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  8. Juggie and Betty? I dunno... sometimes I wonder if he is gay.

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  9. Gay ? are you kidding me? He has 3 girlfriends Debbie, Joani, and January McAndrews.

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  10. haha this is super cute. i love archi comics. brings back great memories.

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  11. Ok, they added some romance to Jug's life. But sometimes I think the editors chickened out from creating a gay character. You have to admit in the romance department Jug is kinda awkward, and all the action is forced. Those angles never really took off did they?

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